i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
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