he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
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I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
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The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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