12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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