But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
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So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
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I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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