O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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