quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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