Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
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He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
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It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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