all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
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I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
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I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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