piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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