Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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