Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
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