You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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