Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
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I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
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A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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