My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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