Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
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You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
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Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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