Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
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I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
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my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
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