If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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