He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
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His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
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Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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