Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
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When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
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I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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