Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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