I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Randomize
