Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
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I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
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I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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