I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
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Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
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"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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