you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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