This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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