I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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