So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I forgot how hot balto sounded
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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