just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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