College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
