I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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