you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Randomize
