Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
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