No, drunk sperm still make babies.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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