He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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