why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I have surprise drugs for everyone
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He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
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mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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