It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Man, jail baloney is awful.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
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