have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
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I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
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All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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