why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
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DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
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He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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