No, you can still breathe under the balls.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
They have beer where we have blood.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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