Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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