This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
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Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
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I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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