doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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