He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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