I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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