They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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