so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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