Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
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I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
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No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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