Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
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there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
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I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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