i don't plan on having that self control this summer
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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