Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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