This girl is more easily done than said...
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
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Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
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I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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