I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
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if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
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Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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