we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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