Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
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I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
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I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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