problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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