I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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