just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
We have started to decorate penises.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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