Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
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I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
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the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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