My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I faked an abortion last night.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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