grandma shit on top of the toilet
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
