But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Boobs speak an international language.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
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